THE ABOVE IS THE BEST PHOTO OF S.E. COMP THAT I COULD FIND THOUGH THERE ARE A FEW SENIORS HERE.IF SOMEONE HAS A BETTER PHOTO PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME
Last Updated on 28th July 2006
Before this website was my blog Click to view
However initially no one visited it. Even when I requested people to come they did not. Well this page was then created as a post on my blog.
Then curiosity got everyone to the blog.
The popularity meant this page had to come.
The comment have been archive for history with proper documentation. Click to see. Very interesting stuff and very encouraging for me.TITLES FOR THE WHOLE BATCH
1)ME but giving myself a title would be narcissism of the top order. However my friend VARUN gives me the title of the old monk, ghazal and shairy freak and so totally an enigmatic and virtually insatiable demon of knowledge. (varun " hey guys i wrote this personally, i believe in every word i wrote ")
Sonali Brands me as NDTV 24X7
HUZOOR is the name many know me by.
Now the time for me to write about me. Let me just poke fun at myself. I am in an eternal war aginst weight(people try to gain, I try best but fail to loose). I am obsessed with poetry and prose. I write much but I fear much of it may be worthless ramblings just like this. I am a bonafide 50% nothing student of P.U.
Also recently it seems others know more about my private life than I do. Since nothing exists,I am creating my own rumours by denying nothing. BUT what the hell!
How does it matter?
Beyond it all it seems this whole SE Comp title stuff is backfiring on me. Instead of being the fun thing it was supposed to be , it is turning to be quite a trouble with people who I have poked fun at convinced that I am trying to slander them or have an agenda against them.
Everyone if I am having a laugh at your cost I am willing to be laughed back at. Hell I laugh at myself here if you can see it.
And I cant write equally about everyone because I simply enough dont know the 60 people well enough to write about them. Beyond it I simply cant update more than ten people on a regular basis. And people about whom I have not written much are also minding. So the people I write mind what I write and those about whom I dont write mind that I am not writng about them. It seems I might be loosing friends and I dont like this scenario.
2) VARUN SINGH bags the title of POTTER. Also his brains have been sapped away by consumption of water that sonali gets along. Poor guy is loosing it all.
Do you know he is a Pullitzer prize winning painter.
Also he is trying to gain weight. Sits next to me and says " I am not gaining a kilo. I need to get fat". My reply " Damn I am not loosing even a kilo".
Also the C.S. who nearly was. Infact for a some time we thought he was. COurse now he simply states he never ever was close to it but we know the truth.
The Aakriti Champ .
But first and foremost a friend and a person who knows more about my personal life than my parents.
3) JEETU as the KHATTE KING of class and also the class bhand. His singing is unfortunately a little difficult to bear. The guy is forever willing to help.
Now by popular demand his title has been changed to torture king(courtesy ddharamm...)
4) DHARAM (Dharamendra Prasad) as the born computer geek. Also one of those rare guys with a heart of gold. Also proud member of a still-born idea called ATG.Beyond everything the guy encourages me like hell in all my endeavours.
ALso nearly my would -be -roomie.
Now part of the new call boys gang(pun intended). Hope the call center job helps him be what he wants to be.
5) VARUN RAJ MINOCHA is elected as the trendsetter of the class willing to go where no one has dared to go before.
A 'Wolverine' aficionado he is the wannabe synthesiser player.
Sadly my-outgoing roomie.
6) SANJEEV PANDEY wins hands-down the class pessimist.No one that I have met till date has disagreed with the title.
Advice for him- Man cheer up and stop crying over trivial things.
7) PARIKSHIT SINGH CHAILLA as the class dreamer and the big idea guy. To him goes also the coveted award for intellectualism for having convictions and also the ability to defend them.
He is also a karate green belt won by paying the fees as bribe on the day of the award.
Vital stats- Waist 25"(should be censored as it gives people like me a complex), wt.=58 kg(no one believes the figure)
Conclusion- Only 12% of all girls and 2% of guys in the same age group are thinner than him.
8) SONALI YADAV is crowned as the present class genius with marks in the realms of fantasy for me and most of the rest. Also she is gets the patience award for handling potter and as potter says, even me. God she's talented.
And she also is a gold medal winning JUDO KARATE black belt. Few know this.
Sakhee is eternally afraid of angering her because of this.Her success secret" finish the entire course b4 the PL's begin". The info is sourced from unknown unreliable sources.
A great stickler for integrity she will go to any lengths to keep her word. Loves dogs especially huge breeds and strays.
9) GARIMA MAHAJAN gets the bravery award for actually gathering enough courage to raise her voice and managing to ask a question once in one and a half years.
She is trying hard though.
One day we will finally again hear her voice.
10) PALLAVI CHAURASIA is hereby crowned as the debating queen for always managing to disagree with even the most meekly expressed opinion.
Also always carries an obscene amount of change in that humongously huge wallet of hers. Borrow everyone.
Sonali calls her KUNG-FU Fighter. Sakhi and others second the motion.
Pallavi's reaction--"1) I dnt care" "2) MY FOOT"
Still a wonderful person to talk to.
Of course her journals are a torture. 14 pages long assignments.
Ask me. Had to miss two lectures because of them.
11) AASTHA SHARMA shares the award with SAKHEE for the title of choreo queens and she is also CAPTAIN C.C. club( ask Aastha what it means).
Also a trained kathak dancer, she has done many shows.
Also her basketball skills are legendary. The moment she steps across the line we win. No one knows how she does it!
Proud member of a group called the mag board and she has been kind enough to stay this year too. Am glad for it. Leads in enthusiasm by example.
12) SAKHEE DHEER also gets the heritage award for actually liking old songs. She also gets a patience award belatedly in recognition of her efforts to bear with potter,24x7 and genius ltd.
She is also an accomplished tai-chi fighter(a jap-red indian martial art). Uses it to scare and scar guys. Will show you a few moves if u trouble her.A prodigal singer she is also an archaelogy and history buff and loves to discuss them. The CAT fighter.
13) SANTOSH RATHORE is the ghazal club sec for being the only person i know having a ghazal collection as big as mine(we have a common collection). Also the guy with an excellent sense of humor
He is gonna be my next roomie. I think itz ghazals and shaayri all day. Feel pity for Dharam(pun intended)
My new roomie. We end up enjoying all day long. The fun guy, never afraid to say something to a teacher.
14) MEGHA MEHTA gets the nominated as the ex-first lady(hope u get it) .Also she has the height to give XXVI a height complex.
But moving on she wants me to write something about her,so she gets a gallantry award. Let everyone figure this out- for what??
Also thankfully S.E. Comp's lone basketball hope.
Her new look in fifth sem is awesome. With the new hair job, many people simply cant believe its our old megha. Of course she left Orkut, pestered by strangers.
Anyway she also gets the award for being the most professional dozer in the class. Sits perfectly straight and sleeps.
Well this is a habit thats surely gonna help her later.
15) ARJUN ANKATHIL gets the crusader award for loosing control at the injustice around him.Also the orkut guy. Has created a S.E. Comp workgroup.
16) ANURAG CHOPRA gets the award for the best explanation for the simple DS program with exemplary wits and ofcourse our dear khatta king. ("anyquestionsnonefinemovingonbyebye")
Also according to anurag the ratio of side AB and BC of a triangle is A/C(angle).He actually argued that it was true. Thanks to Tosif for the scoop
17) PRANEET gets the award for being the most innocent devil.Also introduced by rathore as Parineeta ka bhai.
Our new C.R., he is gonna be in trouble unless he manages to get us atendance.
18) SALMAN GHULE gets the award for the being the most visible fighter. He even changed his batch for that still unknown person. SAHU comes a close second. Kyonki fighter hi hamesha jeetta hai. Another of the Call boys band( works in a call center) of the class
19) SAHNI gets formally christened as dhoni . All hail him.
20) SHEKU gets the persistence award in trying his best to escape the lecturers gaze but failing to do so.
21) SHANKAR gets the award for the coolest earrings in class. Hey girls please match up. He is one tough competition.
22) AKSHAY is the c.r. who never really left Also part of the class debating team
23) DIXIT is the guy happy to organize.
24) Nayab gets to create waves and also studylike hell throughout the year
25) Nagal is the hard to read guy. He believes First Input Waale Hi Output Le jaayenge.
26) Tosif is hereby named as the villian of C batch for doing all prac work before time and setting tough base levels. He is also a gem of a person despite all the insults he has written in the comments.
His first crush was on MARIE CURIE and presently has a crush on one girl of our class that he does not want to name.
27) Sumit is the silent guy.Some also believe the naughtiest.
28) Aakarshak or aku for the ability to laugh at his own khatte . The techie guy for algorithms and C++ is his forte.
29) Brajesh (H.O.D) wins the award for the mad scientist look.
30) Vineet goes blind when he sees a gal. Thank god he is in C batch(jeetu says this)
31) Tyagi is the hidden topper
32) Bloda is the cool haryanvi dhakad chora
33) Thakur from Buxar(bihar).
34) Kartik for being the invisible guy
35) Kartikeyan never tells time to others in practical for he has been in the fire for it.
The NSS sec, the guy is gonna get the campus cleaned up this sem.
36) Rajesh is one wannabe techie guy.
37) Pankaj for finding fun in everything. ALso his marathi skills are excellent.
38) Dudi the pillar of our class who deserted us
39) Chandu ke chacha ne chandu ki chachi ko........ Aage khud samjho .
The guy was once caught reading egr. in the bathroom..
40) Gajendra.P.S.S. our class's gps. he is the ideal student in class till he starts speaking.
41) Durgesh please tell us when it is cold
42) Gajendra P. as the clas HE-MAN.
43) SANJAY Negi for being the chatting freak as he is. has 19 girlfriends and I believe neither he has seen them nor they him.(Jeetu adds tabhi to tiki padi hain)
43) Arun and Ankush for being C.R's of such mettle that we still don't know it. They both make a nice pair.
44) Sanade is the low profile guy. Girls find him cute and he makes it a point to keep as far away from each one as possible.
45) Sahu is proud member of the hated questions group which also includes me,potter and sonali. Also the class debater
46) ASHISH BISHTis the guy with the silent humour. Of course to him this was all meaningless but still.
47) SAMYAL is the class punjab da puttar and the complete sportsperson
48) Pankaj Yadav is the don from Ghazipur. There is only one girl in class he is senti on. Should I name her. Maybe some other time when I update the page
17 comments:
hey its cool yaar
it shows how much u know the class
good ,innovative stuff
yaar u have writen in decent way dont worrry about people.it wont hurt anyone.
once again good work.
humty dumty ,finally something good to read on u r blog....keep up the good work buddy. i beleive ghule is goin to kill u ......and i think u have been a little too nice to the girls.....but on the whole gr8 article
hey ashraf cool blog ofcourse it has to be my names on it ne ways good work maybe ill have a blog of me own as well. chill out hope u have loads of glory days to come
hey wat bout my continuous encouragement for the whole last week yaad nahi aayi kya do visit ur website once more aur mera to naam o nishaan nahi hai janaab ke blog mein maine kabhi aapki fanti par nazar daala nahi naa to aisa kyun kiya
bedardi zaalim kabhi to mera bhi naam likh liya karo ek line ki comment se peechha chhudana chahte ho itni aasani se nahi
Thou Lazy Lord, Thou droning weather bitten pumpion, Thou Loggerheaded crook pated puttock, Thou Mewling Rude growing clotpole, Thou Roguish hasty-witted Clotpole, Thou Paunchy Brazen-Faced Minnow(this being the most appropriate)
u call me a villian, better do something 'bout if havnt had enough of this.
On a more serious note its a good work you do boy, keep it up as i come up with some more of the above.
You might want to include a DISCLAIMER saying:
"All characters portrayed here are fictional; any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental"
...otherwise you're likely to get a lot of Hate Mail, mostly from me!!!
Jokes aside, very well compiled. Keep up the good work!!
ek ko bhi nahi bakhsa tum logo ne!! bhagwaan sab dekh rha hai...uski haai-haai lagegi tumhe.. ;(
jst kiddng! gr8 wrk yaar,it literary improves "healthy relationships"( eye for an eye kind of ;)") among batchmates!!
attention please..........tennis coach needed for humty dumty.........ladies prefferd especially the ones trained in tai -chi(oooooooh that sounds dangerous)......black belts will also do.......
This is to inform all that the last comment WAS BY PARIKSHIT SINGH CHAILLA.
Khatte and jokes cannot be made anonymously.
So was the second.
hey ashraf... just checked out ur blog.. i have just one word for it.. fabulous.. i mean it.. u know i never knew that u hav all these sides to u...its funny how u have these set images about ppl and then they r shattered in a go when u visit his or her blog. ha ha.. no kidding man.. u really are an amazing person and ur blogs gr8.. i am glad i hav an aquaintance like u.. lots of love archana(arch)
hi ashraf
gr8...blog very intresting, innovative and also very dramatic..
with all the kung-fu and martial arts thrown in bits and pieces and so many awards already distributed.Though have visited ur blog a lot of times..can't wait to c all the changes u keep making regularly!!!Keep it up!!
To Parikshit---Nice advertisment---
(Never use such to promote anything you do in future--will not help)
for everybody refrence in my earlier comments humty dumty refers to ashraf
Hey Ashraf, U have worked hard but your thoughts are wayward, biased, one sided, lopsided and.....(well u know). U have concentrated too much on the fairer sex of the class.
gr8 work budy,.......... its really gud. Its d people like u only , who r goin 2 make these 4(not more) years of ENGG into best years of our life. U hv wrote so much abt others dat, its jst great. I really couldnt know so much abt my class mates even after spendin nearly 2 years 2gether, as much i come 2 know thru ur this blog . it really jst brought d SE(COMP) more close to each other.
In future also, i expect frm u 2 work in d same way,4 d betterment of class.
keep it up.........
Oh yes
Its better
Whos pankaj yadav? I have a lost friend of the same name.mail me at aditsingh99@gmail.com
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