An empty mind is a devils workshop. So these days I have been musing about packets with a bias to http packets. Used these jokes to win a geeky contest.
Here are some packet PJs.
Q). What did one packet say tothe other?
Ans-Life is short
Q).What did one virtual circuit or the VOIP packet say to the other?
Ans. Follow me.
Q). What did one packet say to the other while entering the undersea fibre optic cable.
Ans. There is light at the end of the tunnel.
Q). What did the other packet reply?
Ans.) Idiot,analyze the dispersion. Its a laser
Q). What did the packet ask the router?
Ans. Are you a higher being
Q.) What did the two UDP packets whisper about the http packet?
Ans. He is so fat
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